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LOL Jake just said the funniest thing lol so have to post it here :-D
At Christmas Sam house sat for someone with a dog. One day she popped home to get something and brought the dog with her. He was outside barking and Jake was talking to him.
Jake just said to me...
'Mummy you do you know who's dog that was that Sam brought round at christmas? It's Jack Russels dog Sam told me :hehe:
ok i wont say who because he is a very dear friend of mine lol but when i told him my partner was giving up smoking he said this...
yea..i heard its harder for smokers to give up smoking
:haha: i just had to take advantage and ask him how hard he thought it would be for a non smoker to give up :-p
:rofl:
On Jakes 2nd birthday, we had a small tea party for him at home. we had little cakes with rice paper on the top. Dave said to the girls you can eat that paper. Sam said 'oh can you' Next thing we look at her and she's eating the paper cake case :shock: :devillaugh: dave was kiiling himself laughing and to this day wont let her forget it. She isn't my daughter honest :hehe: she was 15 or 16 then believe it or not lol
bloodflowerz
05-02-2009, 15:44
:rofl: :-)
I remember thinking aloud as a kid at school, when someone said something really stupid and said: "Don't act more stupidly than you look"...
I've found myself saying to my kids (when young lol) Stop acting like a child :hehe:
well first i have to let you british friends know that in germany we have two words for "you",one is "du" which is used among friends and people you know closer and the other one is "sie" which e.g. is used at public offices,older people you don't know,doctors,etc. (so you see german is much more complicated then english),in french it's the same with "tu" and "vous"
that in your mind the following sounds funny,when an american friend visited me one of my german friends wanted to be polite and offer her the "du" instead of the "sie" which is more personal among friends and she said "you can say you to me" :-D
bloodflowerz
05-02-2009, 17:51
Lol Frankie! :-)
Maybe I shouldn't learn German then frankie :-D I would be offending people all day :hehe:
I'm sure its not just that word i would be offending people with lol i would sooo have to swat up on my german before visiting anyone lolol
Prokopis
05-02-2009, 19:40
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ruba Galactika
06-02-2009, 20:03
I think german is quite heard to learn for foreigners .... :hehe:
even for a swiss chick like me it's "heard" *loool*hahaha
bloodflowerz
10-02-2009, 10:20
Yep, you're definitely right there, Angela!
battybarb
10-02-2009, 10:23
years ago my aunt was sitting on the bus with my cousin Matthew,he was 3,lovely little boy (( not..lol )) when he decided to pick his nose,my aunt said " Matthew,dont pick your nose,it"s not very nice",his reply was.." why not ? you do"...needless to say my aunt got off the bus with a very red face...lol.
:rofl: Barb kids can be sooooo embarrasing :-D
bloodflowerz
10-02-2009, 12:07
How embarrassing!!!! :rofl:
battybarb
12-02-2009, 09:49
:rofl: Barb kids can be sooooo embarrasing :-D
i know they can drop you in it all the time..lol
i was at the school years ago ,i just said hello to someone when in rather a loud voice Amanda said " Mum i thought you said you didnt like her "..i walked off with rather a red face..lol :-p
lmao Barb, that is really embarrassing :hehe:
well on the subect of kids, i went shopping with my mum recently, she was pushing casey in the trolley and decided to buy a pack of bra's, casey said 'What's this??' so my mum told her they were nana's bra's, that was a mistake because all the way round the rest of the shop Casey held them up to anyone she saw and said very loudly 'IT'S NANA'S BRA'S' :lmao:
Jas and I took a diffeent route round the shop :-p
battybarb
21-02-2009, 10:55
Anji,that has just made me laugh so much,kids are so brilliant....
i found it hilarious too Barb lol my mum didnt look to happy about it though :hehe:
battybarb
21-02-2009, 16:38
wonder why..lol
As always lately I was fed up with Jamie doing nothing on monday. I said to her you don't do anything in this house and you think your presence is enough.
She said..... I haven't got any presents. I really do not know where I got her :roll:
battybarb
04-03-2009, 08:01
like it ...lol..
its not so much funny as gob smaking
when my eldest daughter Sam was at home we used to clash quite a lot and often has little rows (( get on really well now ))
when she was working she used to pay £15 a week house keeping..one day when we were rowing,she said she was thinking of moving out and said to me i would really miss her £15 a week..i was lost for words ,i think it used to cost me that in all her hair care products...lol
LOLOL Barb I know that feeling well :hehe:
like it ...lol..
its not so much funny as gob smaking
when my eldest daughter Sam was at home we used to clash quite a lot and often has little rows (( get on really well now ))
when she was working she used to pay £15 a week house keeping..one day when we were rowing,she said she was thinking of moving out and said to me i would really miss her £15 a week..i was lost for words ,i think it used to cost me that in all her hair care products...lol
:hehe::hehe::hehe:
Stu just about died laughing at me once, cos i said that a wifey was grinning like a cheshire monkey, i didn't know what he was laughing at, til he said don't you mean cheshire cat?:-p Apparently he finds a lot to laugh at when i say owt:-p
lmao Chelle, when i saw your name as the last poster i just knew you were gonna quote yourself :-p
LOLOLOL Chelle, thats cause you're a FW :hehe:
Chloe had me very worried last night lol.
As most of you know she's not been well lately. the sickness turned to the other end :hmm: Now bearing in mind her words aren't always clear. S's and T's especially lol. So this is what I was hearing :shock:
Mummy which is worse. 'Shit' :shock: or pooh.
I was panicking thinking Oh my god Dave is gonna kill me they finally picked up on me keep saying it :shock:
I asked her to say it again as I wasnt sure what she was saying.. and then asked her what she meant.. It took a good few attempts before I could breathe a sigh of relief. When she described it as the stuff that comes out of your mouth. She was trying to say sick. But with her small lispe it wasn't coming out that way :hehe: I was sooooo releived I can tell you lol.
LOLOLOL Chelle, thats cause you're a FW :hehe:
Chloe had me very worried last night lol.
As most of you know she's not been well lately. the sickness turned to the other end :hmm: Now bearing in mind her words aren't always clear. S's and T's especially lol. So this is what I was hearing :shock:
Mummy which is worse. 'Shit' :shock: or pooh.
I was panicking thinking Oh my god Dave is gonna kill me they finally picked up on me keep saying it :shock:
I asked her to say it again as I wasnt sure what she was saying.. and then asked her what she meant.. It took a good few attempts before I could breathe a sigh of relief. When she described it as the stuff that comes out of your mouth. She was trying to say sick. But with her small lispe it wasn't coming out that way :hehe: I was sooooo releived I can tell you lol.
LOL...Hope Chloe is back to herself:-)
Today i said to Stu's mam i wanted to see Rhydian at the Saga, Stu pissed himself, as did his mam and dad and the bloody nephew. I meant to say the Sage:-p:hehe::hehe:
battybarb
13-03-2009, 10:19
i love that Deb...
this is not what was said as what was done...
last friday my daughter,her partner ,two friends and my two grandaughters went for an indian meal.they were all sitting at the table chatting,my daughter did not see Stevie-Lea ( 8 ) help herself to her dads cobra lager,and she drank it through a straw ( big mistake).when they got home she was so ill,and had a hangover on sunday when they came to me for dinner...she did make me laugh,she said"nanny please dont do me much dinner i feel a little hungover"..i bet she wont do that again in a hurry,i have put a pic of her feeling rough in my albums
:haha:
That brings back memories of being a kid prob bout same age, my uncle gave me a smoke of his cigar, i cant remember how long i felt sick and dizzy for but it seemed like forever :-(
battybarb
16-03-2009, 03:45
OMG a cigar,i bet you didnt have another go...lol
absolutely not :nervous: how anyone gets hooked on those things is beyond me, i wasnt blessed with the most sensible adults in my family unfortunately!!
battybarb
17-03-2009, 10:36
i know that feeling ...lol...and they are still here....lol(( but now i am one ))
there's still time for me not to become one :hehe:
bloodflowerz
31-03-2009, 00:37
The cigar story reminds me of another one: Two friends of mine, whose dad owned a tobacco store, in order to stop them smoking, made them smoke the strongest cigarettes. They were both really ill. However, when they were older, they still started smoking. :-)
LOL I've heard that happen a lot, not something I would ever do with mine though. In fact when my eldest was young I managed to blackmail him by telling him he would get £100 (that was a lot 20 odd yrs ago lol) if he got to 18 without smoking. It worked, thankfully.. I figured that if he made itt o 18 then he probably wouldn't start after that. That doesn't seem to be the case nowdays with kids though. People start at the weirdest ages :roll:
Back on topic lol.... Chleo was doing her 'm's sounding the letter out. What begins with M... Mum.. made... my... then I asked her what else begins with M? and she said.......
Marya :hehe:
What a clever girl lol
bloodflowerz
31-03-2009, 13:58
Ahhhh! So sweet! :-)
lol clever girl :-p
you're right about the smoking Deb, my brother didnt start smoking till he was 22 :shock:
my parents were of the opinion that they rather we felt comfortable to tell them if we wanted to do it, neither of us did so i gues it worked :hmm:
I think they start smoking at a later age for different reasons than if they had when they were younger ;-)
yea infinitely more daft imo :-p but hey, each to their own :-p
badforgood
01-04-2009, 16:43
Yesterday in my sociology class, my professor had finished giving a presentation on gender inequality in the workplace. At the end, he asked if there were any questions or comments. One girl raised her hand and asked, "Why is it so hot in here?" :hehe:
The whole class of several hundred burst out laughing. The professor was not as amused.
:devillaugh:
I can just picture it :hehe: I have a son who would do that lol.
bloodflowerz
01-04-2009, 23:47
That is so hilarious! :rofl:
battybarb
02-04-2009, 02:03
really funny
battybarb
02-04-2009, 02:20
just watching an american chat show,a woman was asked " what part of your husbands body repulses you the most ?" she answered "all of it " i thought that was funny,prob cos i was thinking the same...lol
badforgood
02-04-2009, 15:01
Good one Barb. :hehe:
bloodflowerz
03-04-2009, 10:12
:rofl:
bloodflowerz
22-05-2009, 21:12
My dad didn't say this, but actually did it: he was going to make himself a cup of coffee. He had instant coffee, sugar, milk and a cup in front of himself. Then he piled a spoon of coffee and put it into the bowl of sugar! Haha! :rofl:
mellukas
31-05-2009, 21:37
It was some years ago, early spring. Still some snow. We watched out from the window.. and a friend of mine said: "Oh, look, spring is coming. Spruce is already green." :-D
Cool Vibe$
31-05-2009, 22:12
Two months ago i and my mum went to shop toget a coffe...
My mum say one capuccino to go and the barkeeper girl say sorry we only have coffe with milk!!!!lool
I hope everybody understand...
i don't know if this is the perfect thread but ok,it's funny how this guy talks,it's the new EU-comissioner günther oettinger (from germany) who says that everybody must be able to speak and understand english and now listen to his little speech,is that how he wants everybody to speak? and for our native english members,can you understand everything he says?
YouTube - Günther Oettinger Talking English?!? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sunxX-_TBSQ&NR=1)
bloodflowerz
29-01-2010, 23:26
:rofl:
:hehe: well i understood some words, but not enough to understand what he was saying altogether lol
Jakes tooth fell out Sat and the tooth fairy forgot him :-( He was very sad all day and went to bed early last night all on his own. The tooth fairy came and found a note under his pillow beside the tooth lol.
tooth fairy, my tooth fell out yesterday (and you didn't come) can i have £2 instead of £1
He got up at 6am to... wake everyone up to tell them he had £2 and the little darling gave the extra £1 to Chloe xx
Tears of laughter were rolling down the tooth fairies face when she saw the note :devillaugh:
:rofl:what a funny story and it ends so sweet :lolsign:
It was really funny frankie lol. Whilst the tooth fairy did leave the £2, the tooth fairy was slightly worried that the cute little boy they loved was become far too clever for her liking lol. But the fact that he wanted it for Chloe changed all that :devillaugh:
Deb i saw this on facebook! this was really funny!!! :)
xaxaxaxaxaxa! :)
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