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story thread.....
Just add a sentence to the previous post to continue the story and we'll see what we end up with lol
so i'll start with the glaringly obvious
Once upon a time...
sending shockwaves throughout the Marya kingdom
battybarb
31-01-2009, 00:23
until large rain clouds
brought in a cooling breeze
battybarb
31-01-2009, 00:34
with the sound of music
the queen of rock hit the scene
battybarb
31-01-2009, 08:55
running like the speed of light with..
carrying their instruments awkwardly
bloodflowerz
31-01-2009, 11:00
and trodding along in the wet mud, but joyful in their hearts...
bloodflowerz
31-01-2009, 11:06
Who was so evil and who had such a malicious aura, that all joy was sucked out of their hearts...
but seeing their amazing Street Team soon put the joy back :-D
bloodflowerz
31-01-2009, 11:39
So the evil witch got really angry and livid with total rage and cast her most vicious curse on them all.
(you're a happy chappy today :-p)
Which made them all laugh out loud
battybarb
31-01-2009, 13:34
that they all fell over in the mud and made the witch...
battybarb
31-01-2009, 16:43
ran away with the evil......
bloodflowerz
31-01-2009, 16:45
within her, never to return and
battybarb
31-01-2009, 16:48
disappeared into the sunset melting as she went so everyone......
bloodflowerz
31-01-2009, 16:57
rejoiced in delight, opened cans of beer and lit some smokes and
ate Marya's birthday cake :-p
bloodflowerz
31-01-2009, 17:19
And started to dance to really cool music and
bloodflowerz
31-01-2009, 17:30
looked jealously over their fences and out of the windows and
battybarb
31-01-2009, 22:44
started to shout and scream at the top of their voices that....
that everyone can hear them and then...
Once upon a time Deb's head exploded sending shockwaves throughout the Marya kingdom,until large rain clouds brought in a cooling breeze with the sound of music.
the queen of rock hit the scene,running like the speed of light with her band behind her carrying their instruments awkwardly and trodding along in the wet mud, but joyful in their hearts until they met a witch, who was so evil and who had such a malicious aura, that all joy was sucked out of their hearts.
But seeing their amazing Street Team soon put the joy back, so the evil witch got really angry and livid with total rage and cast her most vicious curse on them all, which made them all laugh out loud that they all fell over in the mud and made the witch feel very foolish so she ran away with the evil within her, never to return and disappeared into the sunset melting as she went.
So everyone rejoiced in delight, opened cans of beer and lit some smokes and ate Marya's birthday cake and started to dance to really cool music and all the neighbours looked jealously over their fences and out of the windows and started to shout and scream at the top of their voices that that everyone can hear them and then the riot police arrived....
When does it go to print :hehe:
bloodflowerz
01-02-2009, 14:05
and were so moved by the fantastic fans and music they saw and heard upon arrival, that they joined in the dancing and
singing until the sun came up.
battybarb
02-02-2009, 08:58
Then without warning a large group of.....
Backstreet Boy Fans came and
battybarb
02-02-2009, 13:06
the spice girls and the three little pigs until they all....
battybarb
02-02-2009, 17:53
by 50,000 yellow....
(wow talk about surreal :haha:)
had heard about the strange
object in the sky that was
spinning out of control, suddenly
It fell on Anjis head :hehe:
the door to the object opened and out fell the new Dr Who :-p
Prokopis
02-02-2009, 22:24
and doctor who fell in tyler rose's head said where is my tardis and someone suddenly said:
who is this new Dr :shock: He's crap :hehe:
Prokopis
02-02-2009, 22:42
and rose says the new doctor is crap and she calls lordi (the band) to eat the new doctor..because nobody likes him...
leaving Deb in charge of picking the next one :-p
Prokopis
02-02-2009, 22:47
(ahahaahha!!!) and deb says lol lol lol lol i want my old one!!!!!!!!!!!:-p:-p:-p:-p:-p
battybarb
03-02-2009, 09:57
he is the best one that has ever been,why did.......
Prokopis
03-02-2009, 14:29
the old doctor leaves?????? i have not a chance...and time i have to go to buy a present to marya for her birthday.. (deb says)
and that present was the best present you can imagine for a rocker like marya cause it was a...
100% guaranteed life long career as the Queen of Rock :hehe:
Prokopis
03-02-2009, 22:17
and a guaranted ac/dc will be a support band in marya's big concert in new york and the concert will be sold out and a huge amount of people come from all over the world to see marya ,as marya singing suddenly:
bloodflowerz
03-02-2009, 23:11
the crowd goes totally berserk and sings along so loud that the ground trembles at the sheer volume and...
battybarb
04-02-2009, 00:15
all of a suudden a great big hole opens up with......
bloodflowerz
04-02-2009, 00:18
a giant pool inside and an undergrouund crane which elevates it to the stage. Marya cools off inside and returns on stage dripping wet and...
battybarb
10-02-2009, 10:37
then starts to sing with......
bloodflowerz
10-02-2009, 10:39
a brandnew song noone's ever heard with thumping drums and hammering bass so amazing that everyone is immediately jumping up and down and...
battybarb
10-02-2009, 10:43
dancing in the middle of the street and on the rooof tops until all around...
bloodflowerz
10-02-2009, 11:55
1am, when Marya and her band finished up and called for an autograph session and
battybarb
12-02-2009, 09:50
a great big party with lots of drink,food,balloons,bouncy castles and many.......
Prokopis
12-02-2009, 22:13
presents that marya bought us and then harry potter come to ask marya...
battybarb
13-02-2009, 10:08
if she would like to join his magic school and bring....
John, Paul and Joey so they could
magically travel all over the world doing gigs :-D
Just for deb in her back garden and she could invite only those she wanted there, so
all of a sudden Deb had more friends than before
battybarb
20-02-2009, 22:41
they were queued up outside Debs back door waiting .......
to take their shoes off :haha:
battybarb
21-02-2009, 09:38
:rofl:
battybarb
21-02-2009, 09:40
with so many shoes piled up outside the back door,nobody could get in so they all decided....
to have a picnic on Deb's front garden
I am so gonna refrain from commenting on you laughing dimbo :-p
but it peed down with rain, cause after all it is
battybarb
21-02-2009, 16:39
England and we always have loads of rain,when the rain stopped 300 people that were in the garden decided.....
you really think I like 300 people :rofl:
to put up their umbrellas :-p
battybarb
23-02-2009, 04:00
yea...lol..
until a great big gust of wind....
battybarb
26-02-2009, 01:36
where he landed....
battybarb
27-02-2009, 09:23
lol.lol...
then all of a sudden from behind a great big hedge a big voice shouted out....
why are all my fans here :rofl:
battybarb
28-02-2009, 20:45
with their shoes all outside Debs door and....
battybarb
01-03-2009, 07:45
with nuts and sprinkles all over,when suddenly music blasted out from nowhere and Meat Loaf said...
she sings better than me :devillaugh:
so once the show was over
battybarb
04-03-2009, 08:13
all the fans and Meat Loaf decided to go to the nearest night club,they started walking down the road ,when suddenly....
a police fan stopped and arrested them all, putting them in the cells they said they were being charged with....
battybarb
05-03-2009, 22:46
singing too loud in the street and walking with no shoes on,when asked where all the shoes were meat loaf said.....
Deb is the only sane one, as well as Chelle, cos of course you take your shoes off before you go in someones house, so i know exactly where me shoes are!
Meat then.....
battybarb
09-03-2009, 13:08
took his shoes off and decided to.....
battybarb
13-03-2009, 10:01
run barefoot.........
straight to my house, where Paul and John had already joined me and hubby to play Guitar Hero...
battybarb
16-03-2009, 03:22
then,after playing they all decided that they were hungry so they........
went to mcdonalds but hated it so much
battybarb
17-03-2009, 10:38
they left without paying,they decided to try pizza hut,as they were walking down the street the police started chasing them for the money they owed ,so they....
hid in a public toilets till morning.
Where they saw George Michael as it got light :shock:
Completely bemused by the recent turn of events, they
decided ton join George omg my brain is in the gutter :hehe:
i'll help you clean it up deb :devillaugh: at that evening's rock show starring
and if Barb says ML i'm gonna scream :haha:
battybarb
23-03-2009, 11:39
no need to scream Anji....lol...
Marya Roxx ,Alice Cooper,Bon Jovi and lots of midgets singing.....
midgets?? :hmm: lol
here we go loopy loo :haha: making the die hard fans...
battybarb
23-03-2009, 17:19
(( i know...lol..))
stare open mouthed and then roll on the floor with laughter until.....
the midgets gave Chelle a breakdown :rofl:
battybarb
24-03-2009, 11:04
:haha::haha:
after Chelle recovered she went with..........
Stu to care for Deb :-p who
was overwhelmed by the amount of cleaning she had been left with despite
bloodflowerz
30-03-2009, 22:08
all the helpers who came to her aid and then...
went to make a cuppa tea, before
bloodflowerz
31-03-2009, 14:01
everyone started laughing and telling jokes and...
battybarb
02-04-2009, 02:28
ordering in loads of pizza,then they all decided.......
to hang the person that started this thread :-p because
bloodflowerz
03-04-2009, 10:16
she had caused such a shitload of trouble and worry and
bloodflowerz
04-04-2009, 11:37
all agreed she should be shot on the moon and...
left there with an mp3 player full of
bloodflowerz
04-04-2009, 22:00
the most awful music imaginable and...
a big tray of chocolate fudge cake lol
bloodflowerz
06-04-2009, 00:56
and everyone was thinking "what the hell's going on here?" and...
bloodflowerz
10-04-2009, 01:54
so she threw a big wobbly and someone had to get another and...
battybarb
27-04-2009, 13:34
take it to her on the moon.....and
when she finally worked out how the heck she got there...
battybarb
28-04-2009, 10:10
she decided she didnt like it much anymore ,so she....
bloodflowerz
04-05-2009, 02:11
and in sheer frustration ate an entire chocolate cake and
which made her throw up and sleep so long that
bloodflowerz
07-05-2009, 23:15
people started to wonder if something might be wrong with her and...
battybarb
11-05-2009, 00:16
decided to put on a concert for her to cheer her up,staring.......
bloodflowerz
11-05-2009, 10:43
with Lafee, then Marya and...
battybarb
11-05-2009, 14:43
a great finale with also Meat Loaf,Bon Jovi and Aerosmith...once the concert was over....
bloodflowerz
11-05-2009, 23:16
Anji was really happy and paid for a round of drinks for everyone and...
with no money left went back to bed :hmm:
bloodflowerz
12-05-2009, 23:20
When she woke up again, Anji was really happy and decided to throw a huge party for all the Marya fans and...
told someone to jump online and change the subject of this thread before her ego gets big :hehe:
bloodflowerz
14-05-2009, 22:49
So then the subject was changed to all the new fans Marya had made these last few weeks and...
battybarb
04-06-2009, 09:00
how they all decided to get together when.....
bloodflowerz
04-06-2009, 09:41
it had to be discussed at length, where this meetong would take place and...
battybarb
05-06-2009, 08:05
after a lengthy discussion they all decided they would meet....
bloodflowerz
05-06-2009, 14:33
at Battybarbs' place and she was really taken aback at this idea and...
battybarb
10-06-2009, 10:19
threw a great big party which went on for over a week,the drink was flowing so.....
bloodflowerz
11-06-2009, 00:03
lots of people got totally drunk and...
battybarb
12-06-2009, 09:35
decided they would all go to the airport,hire a private jet,go visit bloodflowerz,when they arrived......
bloodflowerz
14-06-2009, 14:23
and found that he had organised a fantastic club in Zürich called "Abart" all just for them with lots of great bands and...
battybarb
21-06-2009, 11:34
fantastic food,loads of chamapgne,they were all so pleased they.....
bloodflowerz
21-06-2009, 17:40
instantly were jumping around, all enthusiastic for the first concert to start and...
battybarb
16-07-2009, 19:49
when the concert started bloodflowerz......
bloodflowerz
16-07-2009, 21:11
screamed because he was so excited to see...
battybarb
17-07-2009, 23:28
Marya Roxx,when she started singing all of her fans.....
put the hands up in the air and...
battybarb
17-07-2009, 23:48
started dancing and singing along with Marya,then it started to rain and as it was an open air concert.....
bloodflowerz
18-07-2009, 10:44
some cool fast-thinking guys spread a huge plastic sheet over everyone and...
making it very hard to breath :flutter: so the concert was cancelled which was a relief to...
battybarb
19-07-2009, 22:18
the miserable neighbours to the venue ,as they had tried to get the concert banned , but....
bloodflowerz
20-07-2009, 02:25
then the sun returned and it was all back on for young and old and...
Prokopis
29-07-2009, 20:04
Marya Returned To Do The Concert But She Found Out That The Sound Stystem Was Out Of Order Then She Called....
bloodflowerz
30-07-2009, 15:26
Hey you dude, could you please send over your sound people to fix our system, because the show must go on!
so he said,sure but you will have to wait until
Anji's qualified to do it :-D
bloodflowerz
30-07-2009, 19:04
So then Anji decided she was qualified enough in such an emergency and came straight away to save the day and ...
battybarb
02-08-2009, 09:50
fixed everything very quickly and decided to stay on stage and sing with Bon Jovi....then all of a sudden
bloodflowerz
02-08-2009, 23:56
all the fans screamed in excitement, because the sound was so fantastic and ...
battybarb
05-08-2009, 20:10
the concert went on all night,so when it was over.....
Anji's qualified to do it :-D
:haha:
Anji was offered numerous jobs but decided to
bloodflowerz
05-08-2009, 23:43
do the formal training first, so noone could ever say she was just lucky and ...
battybarb
13-10-2009, 01:40
was handed it on a plate,after 3 weeks,she excelled herself and.......
set up her own studio, and hired
bloodflowerz
14-10-2009, 00:19
Deb, Battybarb, Daario, Jas, Angela, Nicola and some other guys and...
battybarb
14-10-2009, 01:05
they all met up at Anji"s place with their suitcases and set off for.......
bloodflowerz
14-10-2009, 01:11
the music store to get more stuff
from great musicians but while
battybarb
14-10-2009, 18:35
they were all there,they were chatting and playing some music when suddenly.....
Deb said I can't do this, the music industry is full of backstabbing people :devillaugh: so
Deb and her friends went to a lovely restaurant where they had a fantastic meal :-)
bloodflowerz
14-10-2009, 22:51
they all decided to give it a go after all and...
battybarb
15-10-2009, 19:49
finished their meal,gathered all their instruments and set off for.....
timbuctoo :-D where they found a rare
pink Oink. They decided to
bloodflowerz
18-10-2009, 22:13
have a fantastic grill-party and get totally wasted and...
battybarb
19-10-2009, 07:18
dance the night away until they all.......
bloodflowerz
19-10-2009, 14:10
got tired and decided to sleep for a bit and...
when they woke there was a
bloodflowerz
19-10-2009, 22:01
rain-storm brewing, so everyone packed-up and headed for the restaurant for breakfast. Then...
battybarb
24-10-2009, 00:19
after they had all eaten a great big breakfast they went to the airport where they met up with....
bloodflowerz
24-10-2009, 11:49
was wondering what the hell was going on. So then he decided to...
battybarb
28-10-2009, 18:57
join them and they all got tickets and boarded a plane for.....
bloodflowerz
29-10-2009, 01:28
Hawaii and already on the plane plenty of alcohol was consumed and then...
bloodflowerz
30-10-2009, 15:01
drop of the plane due to an air-pocket jolted everyone's attention. Soon after everyone decided to celebrate the non-crash and ease the tension, so more alcohol was consumed and then...
battybarb
31-10-2009, 01:07
more alcohol was found and consumed until everyone was....
bloodflowerz
31-10-2009, 12:34
completely and utterly wasted and stumbling about laughing and then...
they finally arrived, drunk, and...
bloodflowerz
03-11-2009, 20:56
had to be carried outside by airport staff and then...
they slept the whole day. On the next morning..
bloodflowerz
04-11-2009, 22:09
everyone stumbled around with a massive hangover and all decided to have some strong coffee to feel better and then...
they went swimming. Afterwards
bloodflowerz
05-11-2009, 13:52
everyone was really happy and new romantic advances were made resulting in...
bloodflowerz
16-11-2009, 17:43
So then it was decided to set up a big concert and everyone helped. Then...
battybarb
04-12-2009, 09:24
they all got tired so they decided to.......
Anastasia
05-12-2009, 00:15
Go sleep and they have dreamed from ...
battybarb
05-12-2009, 00:19
night and all the next day ,till early evening,when they all woke and then...
bloodflowerz
05-12-2009, 23:49
everyone decided to design new T-shirts and...
battybarb
07-12-2009, 11:33
posters for maryas new tour with...
bloodflowerz
07-12-2009, 17:42
really hot and gorgeous pics of Marya and then...
battybarb
15-12-2009, 12:41
everyone put the posters up all over the town and on buses until.....
bloodflowerz
15-12-2009, 22:32
people were starting to wonder who she was and then...
battybarb
18-12-2009, 12:10
Marya made an announcement to the whole town and sang "Loverboy" to them,so they all.....
bloodflowerz
19-12-2009, 22:26
went totally wild and screamed. Then...
all of a sudden a great big
bloodflowerz
20-12-2009, 15:36
change of weather occurred and ...
battybarb
23-12-2009, 15:28
heavens opened and the rain came down,everyone got really soaked so they all.....
bloodflowerz
23-12-2009, 23:22
went to a large pub with good heating. Everyone got dry and all were happy. Then...
battybarb
24-12-2009, 09:40
someone put money in the jukebox and played Marya singing Loverboy,the whole pub.....
bloodflowerz
24-12-2009, 21:16
started dancing, people were having a great time. Then...
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