Whats The Funniest Thing You Have Seen For A Long Time ?

[battybarb]

My hubby likes to wind people up,this particular day he had been winding everyone up all day.in the evening we decided to go to the pub for a drink,we left the car at home and went by bus,we got to the bus stop,hubby sits down on seat,leans back on shelter,CRASH...there is no glass in the shelter,just as this happened the bus pulls up at the stop,my hubby is quite a big chap and could not get up,and i could not help him for laughing,all you could see was two legs sticking up in the air..that will teach him for winding people up all the time,i laughed for weeks after......:santa_rofl:

[bloodflowerz]

I knew this guy years ago who had two left hands - he was just the most unfortunate guy on the planet - everything went wrong all the time wherever he happened to be. This one particular day he tried to help to fill the sink with hot water by pouring boiling water out of a hot water boiler into a glass jug. For a while all seemed well, but then, just when the jug was nearly full, the entire jug exploded with a huge crash. The poor guy just stood there with just the handle saying "oh", "oh", over and over! It was such a hilarious scene, the rest of us couldn't stop laughing for about half an hour and we often laughed about this incident for weeks and months afterwards! :rofl:

[battybarb]

i bet that was sooo funny....

[bloodflowerz]

On another day the same guy went for a drive through the city in someone else's car. He returned wondering aloud why everyone was driving so slowly that day. Upon pointed questioning it emerged, that he hadn't realised, that this particular car only had a speedo in miles rather than kilometres. So he had been driving through the city doing 60 miles (100 kilometres) an hour!!! :shock:

[battybarb]

Omg

[bloodflowerz]

Yep, he really was "something else"!!! :-)

[battybarb]

I was reminded of this yesterday,not what i saw,but what others saw me do..lol
I went for a night out with a couple of friends in London,after a great night and quite a few cocktails,we decided to make our way to find the night bus..just a little too much to drink..:drunk:..my friends had to help me along the road,whilst they were getting their bearings ,trying to find the bus stop (( what a state to get in ..:santa_haha::santa_haha: )) they lent me on what they thought were some railings,that was fine,until the railings opened,the railings turned ouy to be a gate,as you can imagine,i ended up on the floor,my friends were hysterical,we eventually did get the night bus,they have never let me forget this,just thank god they did not have a camera....:xmas_redface:

[bloodflowerz]

You poor thing - wasn't so funny for you, I'm sure...

[battybarb]

i did laugh after though...just hope i was never caught on camera...lol

[Chelle]

Well i plugged me mobile phone in the other night, while our electric was off, and i was walking around with a torch:santa_haha:
There are so many sackless things i do its obscene, my hubby just about pisses himself laughing everyday over something i do!
Several years ago, i decided to wash a lampshade, only it was made from material and cardboard, it disintergrated!:santa_haha:
I went t sit down at me rellies house, the chair wasn't there, fell on me arse:santa_haha:
Basically i am a walking disaster.................

[Deb]

Ya don't say Chelle :rofl: :lmao:

[Chelle]

Ya don't say Chelle :rofl: :lmao:


LOL...well you know some of the funny stories, bathroom shop, and Holland in the car:santa_haha: